Our our last visit to Guadeloupe, we had the wonderful surprise of being able to spend a whole 5 weeks here. I won't get into details, because I've told that story, but it meant that there were a lot of stories that didn't make it into the blog, as I felt the humdrum of our everyday here was not noteworthy enough to write about, or bore you with. One such event was the loss of about 2 or 3 days towards the end of the trip, due to a possible food poisoning. We think Mario got ill from a piece of takeout chicken, and as a result, his general queasiness manifested itself in earnest while we were clear across the island, having lunch at one of our favorite places to eat. I had to quickly pack up the lunch so we could get to a nearby beach to cool Mario down enough to drive the car bar to Port-Louis, where he basically slept for the next 2 days. I was glad he was okay, but sadly, the lunch was no good reheated.

Cut to today, a little less than 2 years later, and we find ourselves driving down those same roads to Pointe-des-Châteaux, in a search of a hike, and a hopefully a fantastic lunch afterwards. Pointe-des-Châteaux is the easternmost point of mainland Guadeloupe, a rough stretch of dramatically-eroded limestone formations, leading out to the ocean where massive waves come crashing into shore. Just past the point you can see the tiny island of La Désirade, an 11-km rock bluff, lined by a beach, and home to a couple of small communities. We went there once, on our first trip, and the boat ride out is NOT for the faint of heart. But with its amazing views and dramatic landscapes, the Pointe is a big draw, and we see the first of the tour buses as we make the turn down the last stretch of road.
 | | The trail |
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 | | Hiking to the cross |
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Thankfully, most of these buses carry tourists from cruise ships, daytrippers trying to get the most authentic Guadeloupe experience, but see it all at the same time. They will stop here, spill out onto the point for 15 minutes - maybe some of the more ambitious will try to climb up to the cross overlooking the ocean. Then they will all climb back on the bus to head to one of the beachfront restaurants near Saint-Francois for a long lunch. We are almost planning our days around this schedule now: even though it is the hottest time of the day, from 11 until 2 we can almost guarantee that the population of a location will shrink by 90%, because that's when French people do lunch. Sure enough, we don our boots and begin the hike up to the cross, and already people are checking their watches and heading back to the buses.
 | | View out to La Désirade |
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 | | View back to the rest of Guadeloupe |
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 | | The cross |
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 | | Following the trail over the other side of the point |
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Up on the point, in view of all the sailors and fishermen coming back in from the water, is a tall cross and a small shrine filled with melted candles and small food offerings. At the same time, it is intensely windy, blowing my hat off of my head and whipping my hair about. But the view is spectacular, and one of my quintessential views on Guadeloupe, when looking straight out to La Désirade. From here, we hike around the Pointe: down from the cross, where the views are clear all the way to Saint-Anne, around the back of the limestone cliffs. Here we watch the powerful waves crash up against the shoreline, splashing water into pools formed in the limestone. We can see fish and crabs and small urchins in their depths and wonder what life must be like for them, forever trapped in the same small space.
 | | Waves splashing in coves under our feet |
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 | | Mario finds the bionic arm achievement! |
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 | | Mario and his new bionic arm! |
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 | | "Dangers" on the trail - giant spikes! |
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From the limestone pools, we descend to the back of the point, in a cove and protected from the ocean, to a beach lined with massive chunks of coral. The waves and weather churn and polish everything to a soft finish, and so the coral roll against each other with every one of our footfalls, making clinking noises, like glass. I remember a giant pile of weather conch shells here, but they are gone now. We return inside the forest and cross an open field.
All alone the hike, though a small one, we follow the trail markers, small yellow streaks of paint, on tree trunks, on stumps, on particularly large and immoveable rocks. On some trails, they are quite far away, and so you navigate by finding the next one and then walking towards it. On this trail, however, they are frequent, and very close - unnecessarily so. It becomes a sort of game for Mario and I, like collecting coins or checkpoints in a video game. We step on each yellow mark, make an accompanying sound effect(these change), and then move on to the next. Sometimes I am distracted by the views and miss one. Sometimes Mario walks right over one. Thankfully we are two, and so collect as many as possible. We talk of having to restart at a previous save point if we miss one in the series, and how a cluster of paint splotches on one rock must signify a spawn point. It's funny how video games make their way into our day-to-day. For all you completionists out there, we are claiming that we got 57/72 markers, and so are missing that achievement and will have to try the level again at another time!
Back at the turn-a-round, where the t-shirt salespeople and sorbet coco vendors are waiting for clients, we head to Soif les Bronzés, a food-truck turned semi-permanent restaurant on the side of the road. The extended kitchen faces out over a spread of plywood and plastic and palm frond canopies, and a veritable mosaic of pallet wood platforms, where the tables just seem to multiply from year to year. The owner also loves to paint, and so any flat surface has been turned into an amateur fresco, of nature scenes, of quotes or words of wisdom, of menu items. They have always served amazing food for a place on the beach, with no services: Grilled chicken platters, plates of accras, the most unusual bokit sandwichs I have had anywhere in Guadeloupe, delicious and refreshing fruit juices. I have never eaten a bad meal here, and I hated that last trip's experience spoiled my perception of this place.
 | | Hand-painted menu |
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 | | Placing orders at the kitchen |
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 | | The pieced-together dining room |
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 | | Check out that bokit! |
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We know the portions are huge, so Mario and I get a combo bokit and accras platter, and two fruit cocktails - a mix of juices with fresh ginger and tumeric added. The bokit sandwich, usual served inside of a large fried bread, is done here folded into an even larger, thinner, but more crispy fried bread, almost like a taco. It is overflowing with fresh salad and tomato, and served with a side of gratin de giraumon(pumpkin) and banane verte(surprisingly delicious). The accras are always crispy and flavourful - the only sad part about today's lunch is that they seem to have run out of sauce chien. The BEST sauce chien I have tastes in all of Guadeloupe, and half of why I keep coming back. The salad dressing is an okay substitute, though, and so I happily dunk my accras in that, licking my fingers and lips with every bite. Needless to say, they haven't lost their touch, and I am sad I can't eat here every day, but Saint-Francois is an hour drive from Port-Louis, and this meal is our reward for the hike. It's a sweet redemption.